What did the River say to the Engineer who floated the idea of building a reservoir?
I’ll be dam-ed if you do!
Bad Pun of the Month – February
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Re= ρDv / μ
Bad Pun of the Month- January
Why are civil engineers such good story tellers?
Because they always have a solid plot and structure!
Bad Pun of the Week – 12/8
Where does a know-it-all get their water?
A well actually!
Spooky Pun of the Week!
My civil engineering friend tried to pour concrete in a graveyard but…
the job was spiritually draining!
Bad Pun of the Week – 10/13
What did the geotech guy say to the borehole?
Are you well?
Bad Pun of the Week – 10/6
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to work?
Because the project was on another level!
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Bad Pun of the Week – 9/22
Why did the bridge get detention?
For truss-passing!
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Bad Pun of the Week – 9/15
My dog Lassie once spent an hour trying to explain to me that Timmy had fallen into a deep cylindrical hole…
It’s okay, I knew she meant well!
Bad Pun of the Week – 9/3
Why are rivers bad planners?
They prefer to go with the flow!