Every goal begins with proper project planning and site preparations!
Every successful project starts ling before the first shovel hits the ground. Proper planning and site preparations lay the foundation for achieving any goal!
Bad Pun of the Month – March
What did the River say to the Engineer who floated the idea of building a reservoir?
I’ll be dam-ed if you do!
Bad Pun of the Month – February
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Re= ρDv / μ
Bad Pun of the Month- January
Why are civil engineers such good story tellers?
Because they always have a solid plot and structure!
Bad Pun of the Week – 12/8
Where does a know-it-all get their water?
A well actually!
Spooky Pun of the Week!
My civil engineering friend tried to pour concrete in a graveyard but…
the job was spiritually draining!
Bad Pun of the Week – 10/13
What did the geotech guy say to the borehole?
Are you well?
Bad Pun of the Week – 10/6
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to work?
Because the project was on another level!
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Bad Pun of the Week – 9/22
Why did the bridge get detention?
For truss-passing!
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Bad Pun of the Week – 9/15
My dog Lassie once spent an hour trying to explain to me that Timmy had fallen into a deep cylindrical hole…
It’s okay, I knew she meant well!