What does a mechanic use to diagnose motor noises?
They use their engin-ears!
Bad Joke of the Week – 7/28
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill this month, so I sent him a card-
“Get well soon!”
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/21
What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance?
Tap!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/14
What do water resource engineers think of hydropower?
They hold it in high e-steam!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/9
What do you call water that’s healthy for you?
Well water!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/3
What is a civil engineer’s favorite tea?
Structural integritea!
Bad Pun of the Week – 6/23
“I bet you can’t name two structures that can hold water!”
“Well, dam.”
Bad Pun of the Week 6/16
What is an engineer’s favorite type of pet?
A beagle board!
Bad Pun of the Week 6/9
How does an engineer like their coffee?
Well grounded!
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Bad Pun of the Week – 6/3
The puns keep coming…
Why are engineers terrible at music?
They got stuck on the scales.
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