What did the River say to the Engineer who floated the idea of building a reservoir?
I’ll be dam-ed if you do!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Re= ρDv / μ
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Why are civil engineers such good story tellers?
Because they always have a solid plot and structure!
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Where does a know-it-all get their water?
A well actually!
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My civil engineering friend tried to pour concrete in a graveyard but…
the job was spiritually draining!
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What did the geotech guy say to the borehole?
Are you well?
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Why did the engineer bring a ladder to work?
Because the project was on another level!
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Why did the bridge get detention?
For truss-passing!
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My dog Lassie once spent an hour trying to explain to me that Timmy had fallen into a deep cylindrical hole…
It’s okay, I knew she meant well!
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Why are rivers bad planners?
They prefer to go with the flow!
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