My dog Lassie once spent an hour trying to explain to me that Timmy had fallen into a deep cylindrical hole…
It’s okay, I knew she meant well!
Bad Pun of the Week – 9/3
Why are rivers bad planners?
They prefer to go with the flow!
Bad Pun of the Week – 8/18
What does a mechanic use to diagnose motor noises?
They use their engin-ears!
Bad Joke of the Week – 7/28
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill this month, so I sent him a card-
“Get well soon!”
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/21
What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance?
Tap!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/14
What do water resource engineers think of hydropower?
They hold it in high e-steam!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/9
What do you call water that’s healthy for you?
Well water!
Bad Pun of the Week – 7/3
What is a civil engineer’s favorite tea?
Structural integritea!
Bad Pun of the Week – 6/23
“I bet you can’t name two structures that can hold water!”
“Well, dam.”
Bad Pun of the Week 6/16
What is an engineer’s favorite type of pet?
A beagle board!