Tag: <span>engineering humor</span>

Why are rivers bad planners?

They prefer to go with the flow!

What does a mechanic use to diagnose motor noises?

They use their engin-ears!

My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill this month, so I sent him a card-

“Get well soon!”

What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance?

Tap!

What do water resource engineers think of hydropower?

They hold it in high e-steam!

What do you call water that’s healthy for you?

Well water!

“I bet you can’t name two structures that can hold water!”

“Well, dam.”

What is an engineer’s favorite type of pet?

A beagle board!

How does an engineer like their coffee?

Well grounded!

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